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Could you get out of a speeding ticket?

Created by jemnenycricket

Okay, if you're a girl, we already know the answer is yes, but take the quiz anyway just to see what would happen if you get a female cop ;)

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Created by jemnenycricket on 05/07/2008

Take the Could you get out of a speeding ticket? quiz.

You see those tell-tale flashing lights in your rearview mirror - what are you thinking?

How'd he catch up that fast?! *tears well up* Glances at speedometer..ohhh...sh*t.... *fixes hair in mirror* here we go again...

The officer saunters over and asks you for your liscence and registartion. You...

Flash a smile and grab your info for him Say, sure officer..ooh, could you hold my beer for a minute while I get that? *crying too hard to hear the question* You're not the boss of me!!!

Making eye contact, the officer furrows his/her brow and says "Your eyes look funny, have you been drinking?" You respond:

Well, lets see, I had a water with breakfast...a soda at lunch..a sip from the fountain before that (goes on and on and on in an Gee, officer, your eyes look glazed - have you been eating doghnuts? o.O I would NEVER break the law! *eyes tear up again... nah, man, never - uhh...you can keep the beer if you want...

The officer pulls out a pad of paper...you think you're getting a ticket for sure..so as a last ditch effort you:

Take off your top (yes, guys too)..that's SURE to distract him/her.. Ooh..there goes those tears again... Jump out of the car, punch him, and run screaming viva la revolution!! Beg. Sit in your car and beg.

Well, if it turned out to be a warning, before you drive away you:

uhh...I'm not at my car any more..i ran away, remember? *VIVA LA REVOLUTION!!* Say thank you - then peel outta there as quick as you can.. wait for the cop to leave, then pull out and get the hell outta there say gee officer, thanks! the last one only gave me a warning too!

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