Quiz: In the next life you'll be what sort of monster?

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Hello, what are you doing tomorrow night?

Um, uh...well...I can't do anything but...uh...I'm busy, ah...moongazing? I feel hanging around my usual place, showing up at the usual time, scaring the usual people, drifting around, looking important Oh, ho ho ho! I'm going over to the nasty kids house...I used to babysit him. He doesn't like me, you know....hee hee hee.... I'm hungry, aren't you? I like squishy innards of the cranium. Really, ah...what's the word? Oh! Good. Really good. I'm taking a flight out to egypt. Do you like dunes? They're lovely. Lot's of criminals and beggers though. I'm taking my knife Oh, looking for prey worthy of someone as aged as I. Fine wine, me friend...fine wine... Going out to look for damsels to put in distress, fight knights in shining armor, you know...the usual.

That's...nice. Um...you sound busy. What are you doing tomorrow afternoon?

Afternoon? That means sun! I can't see you then. Evening, lass....always in the evening please. Ugh. No. I think....yeah....no....sun makes rotting things smell worse then, uh, normal....yeah....normal. That's a funny word.. I you answer me this riddle I'll tell you, otherwise I'll have to end your puny exhistance on this earth. I only make appearances at nighttime, for that is the only time to do my line of work. Why don't you come this evening at about Counting my gold, admiring my gold, treasuring my gold, sleeping on my gold, sifting my gold through my fingers....I have a very I'm free all afternoon, but I have to be at that little snot's house by bedtime. He's the easiest....little baby's scared of the Tomorrow....afternoon....daylight....no moon....Yeah, I'm free. You better lock your door when you get home, though.

Um...alrighty then. How about we just forget I ever met you. You're...a little...too weird.

What? How dare you insult one of my stature! I could squash you like a bug! In fact, I think I will. Come here, you stupid lass. Oh, okay. It happens sooner or later. One night and, BAM....you're gone. My friends have all left me. I would try and explain my No, no, don't leave. You're a perfect damsel to be in distress! Look! Look, I have gold. Lot of gold! Don't leave me! I get bore Weird? Weird....oh! Weird, as in....wait, I lost it. Weird...means.............................................................. You must not like riddles then. Coward, fool. No secrets shall ever be revealed to you. Fuck you! I know your worst nightmares! I'll haunt your closet and that space under your bed for the rest of your days! Hmmm. I have rigid schedule, anyway. I have no time for someone as unimportant as you. I'm famous, you know. Yes. Now, run off w

If I told you this was the last question, would you beleive me?

No. I can tell when you're lying. It isn't hard. Just looking at this text I can tell. Fool. You can just scroll down and see it isn't the last question. Do you take me for an ignoramus? Why would you tell me it was, when it wasn't? Should it be? Wait.......what was the question? Um.....maybe is good answer. C) M Little snot. Are you playing ticks. I know you hate spiders. Just let me come near you and I'll....*mutters something that sound Hmmm. I wish it was. I have no time for something as dull as this is getting, and I am an important figurehead in my estate. Lies are of no importance, but you shall die for your impudence, you half-wit. I'm just an ordinary guy, most of the time. Except....You coulod be lyin', you could be telling the truth. How should I know?

Okay, so it wasn't the last question. Don't get angry! I have garlic, silver bullets, zombie repellant, a nightlight, an exorcist handbook, a knight in shining armor, and an answer to all riddles right here in my pocket.

GARLIC?!?!? Agh! How dare you. You try and get to know me and then threaten me with that terrible herb!? I shall hunt you down, Silver bullets? How'd you know I just resently got this strange allergic reaction to silver? Did you ask my mom? Zombie....repell.........zomie......repells......zombie.....repells zombie! Guess I should be going then.....um....Bye! Yeah.... A knight in shining armor, eh? Tell him I shall meet him at his castle. I need a good contest. *Flies away scaly wings to find a An answer to every riddle? You are prepared...well...no point for my being here.*Lopes away on padded feet, ready to go to egypt A nightlight. You know me well. Fine. I'll go spook some other snot. You aren't disserving of my highly unnerving presence, anyw EXORCIST?!? THAT WOULD RUIN MY ENTIRE AFTERLIFE! I HAVE SCHEDULE TO MAINTANE! I HAVE AN AUDIENCE! I'M EXPECTED AT EXACTLY 12:13

Well, I guess it's just you and me know, eh? Oh! Do you have the time?

Time! Agle-snag and yargle-snarf (Both strange words owned and used by Emily Altman, quiz maker)!!!!! The moon is out! Ah....can *Appear suddenly from the dark shadows* It's 2:44 am, you dimwit! Now that that good loving werewolf is out of the way I can lea

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In the next life you'll be what sort of monster?

Hello, what are you doing tomorrow night?

That's...nice. Um...you sound busy. What are you doing tomorrow afternoon?

Um...alrighty then. How about we just forget I ever met you. You're...a little...too weird.

What is/are your favorite colour(s)?

If I told you this was the last question, would you beleive me?

Okay, so it wasn't the last question. Don't get angry! I have garlic, silver bullets, zombie repellant, a nightlight, an exorcist handbook, a knight in shining armor, and an answer to all riddles right here in my pocket.

Well, I guess it's just you and me know, eh? Oh! Do you have the time?

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In the next life you'll be what sort of monster?

Hello, what are you doing tomorrow night?

That's...nice. Um...you sound busy. What are you doing tomorrow afternoon?

Um...alrighty then. How about we just forget I ever met you. You're...a little...too weird.

What is/are your favorite colour(s)?

If I told you this was the last question, would you beleive me?

Okay, so it wasn't the last question. Don't get angry! I have garlic, silver bullets, zombie repellant, a nightlight, an exorcist handbook, a knight in shining armor, and an answer to all riddles right here in my pocket.

Well, I guess it's just you and me know, eh? Oh! Do you have the time?

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