Which Greek Warrior From The Iliad Are You?

Created by Meressefers on 05/07/2008

Take the Which Greek Warrior From The Iliad Are You? quiz.

How would you decribe yourself? Check all that apply.

Arrogant Possessive Clever Proud Loyal Brave Honorable Cynical

How smart are you?

I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean, S-M-A-R-T! Duuuuuhh... *stares blankly* I just do what my big brother tells me to do... Believe me, you don't want the answer to that question. *evil, intelligent smirk* Smart enough to know my own advantages. Meh. Average. Who needs brains when you've got brawn? Brains don't matter; it's how you use them that counts. Smarter than the dunderheads who run this place.

How did you get to your high station in life?

You know, my brother and I reclaimed our father's kingdom and killed just about everyone. Yay! Married into power. I've always been king...my wisdom just keeps it that way. My dad was a king and my mom was a nymph; take a guess. I'm a prince, I guess. No biggie. 'Cause I'm cool like that, mutha. Does it really matter? Everyone here is of pretty much the same status as me. Yeah, high station... *derisive snort* Lemme tell you, if I was in charge, things would be pretty different around here.

If someone insulted you, what would they call you?

Asshole Idiot Sneaky bastard Sulky little brat Gay little bugger Musclebound jerk Goody little two shoes Loud-mouth

The leader of the troops wrongs you. You respond by:

I believe *I* am that leader. Uhhhhh... Subtle revenge. Pouting, complaining to Mommy. Acting slighted, but soon getting over it. Telling him how I feel. He's my ally; there must be a mistake. Killing myself. Making sure everyone in the camp hears of the injustice.

Love life? (Ladies, pretend you're a guy for this one.)

Forcibly married my cousin's wife after killing both her husband and their infant child, and partied it up with captive Trojan g One of many suitors to the most beautiful woman in the world...and I won! But then she ran off. Yes, my wife is the light of my life. I love her with all my heart. *sneaks off to cheat with various nymphs/sorceresses* I met her while I was all glammed out in drag. My bestest friend in the whole wide world! One of many suitors to the most beautiful woman in the world...and I lost to that driveling idiot! Doesn't matter, as fighting is my life. *snickers* Love life? That's a funny one. I mean, look at me; I'm butt-ugly.

Say you were dropped in the middle of a modern day court of law. What would you be tried for?

Regicide, infanticide, homocide, rape, kidnapping, theft, human rights violations up the wahzoo... Child neglect Perjury, trespassing, theft Nothing, but I'd probably be put in a mental hospital. I didn't do anything! Honest! Theft, trespassing, being up in yo' grill, dawg. Nothing. I'm a good little boy. Nothing. HA! First Amendment!

How will you die?

Slaughtered by my wife and her lover for my many wrongs against them. Dunno. Something boring, like old age. Peacefully after a turbulent and epic life. Killed by a lily-livered Trojan with a bow and arrow from the walls of Troy. How the hell did he know about my vulnerable heel?! Slaughtered while impersonating my best friend. Tricked by an Italian king. Suicide. I just wasn't good enough, dammit. Killed for making fun of a stupid, stuck-up prince. Hey, he fell in love with a corpse!

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Created by: Meressefers on 04/14/2003
Last Modified on: 05/07/2008
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