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Which famous EIU student are you most like?

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Are you more of a John Jurkovic or a Calli Cox? Find out which famous Eastern Illinois University student you are most like by answering these questions:

Created by eiuhalloffame on 05/07/2008

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First things first. What are you, anyway?

A man! A man's man!! A woman. A lady. I was an innocent girl, until Eastern turned me into a woman. Obese Sexually oblivious I'm an animal!

So how'd you do when you attend Eastern Illinois University?

Valedictorian. Dean's list I graduated, but I never seemed to reach my full potential. Classic underachiever. Grades schmades! I was all about the party. I never finished. I transferred out and went to a real school! I was a big-time athlete. How do you think I did? I did fine after I slept with some professors. Expelled. What is this EIU you speak of?

Did you do anything other than study? Sports? The school paper? Anything?

I played football I wrestled. I was the life of the party. Does theater count? (men) Does theater count? (women) Greek life was my life. I was a team equipment manager. The real money is running an organization, anyway. Let's just say I "experimented"

How did you use your degree? What are you doing now?

I use my degree to polish the brass ring I grabbed a few years after I graduated. It got me a job and I've maxed out my potential. I'm in middle management. My degree is framed in the family study. I married money Thanks to my grades, it qualified me as a bouncer at Stix. I use it as toilet paper. It's as worthless as the school! Started my own band. We rock the local bars every weekend. I'm working on my masters from jail. What is a degree?

Have you been back to EIU?

Just last week. I love going back to the alma mater. I went at homecoming. The schools begs me to come back and awe the masses with my success. Whenever I can afford the gas money. Sure , when I died and Satan sent me to the lowest circle of hell. EIU? That's in Macomb, right?

When the Alumni Association calls looking for handouts, I...

Hide under my Hooverville Tell them I gave at the office. Give as much as I can - they did give me a degree. Pledge $1 million and then laugh for five minutes as the dullard who called me asking for cash squeals, "Really!" Give a cool grand. It's only 1/5,217th of my salary. I ask, "Can I offer something other than cash?"

What's your favorite story from your days at EIU?

Scoring the winning points in my intramural championship game! Staying up to study all night, passing that class and making the deans list for the eighth straight semester! Whew! Getting the lead role in three straight plays. The last party I threw! What a blowout! Being voted most likely to succeed. I don't remember their names, but our night together changed me forever. I beat up four guys at once. Only the cops' pepper spray slowed me down! The moment I got the hell out of that dump.

When did you attend Eastern?

1950s 1960s 1970s 1980s 1990s 2000s Never!

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Created by: eiuhalloffame on 08/25/2003
Last Modified on: 05/07/2008
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