In an effort to get people to look
into each other's eyes more,
the government has decided to allot
each person exactly one hundred
and sixty-seven words, per day
When the phone rings, I put it
to my ear without saying hello.
In the restaurant I point
at chicken noodle soup. I am
adjusting well to the new way
Late at night, I call my long-
distance lover and proudly say:
I only used up fifty-nine today.
I saved the rest for you.
When he doesn't respond, I know
he's used up all his words,
so I slowly whisper I love you
thirty-two and a third times.
After that, we just sit on the line
and listen to each other breathe...
