Ode to Emily
Emily said to Cosmo
you are filled with woe
so Emily fed the cat
and put on a Yankees hat
Right then walked by Tallo
and said "Emily you're shallow"
Emily got angry
and got some gravy
she drank it
and then had a fit
she yelled and screamed
almost enough to whip cream
she went to an anger management class
where she fell down on her ***
The teacher told her to sit down
and she did with a frown
But Emily did not see
that right next to her was Steve Li
He said "hello"
but he was thinking 'what a ho'
Emily started to reply
but then she thought that she would die
so Emily stayed quiet
and Steve ate her bonnet
She looked at him curiously
as he chewed indifferently
The teacher started teaching
and before Emily knew it Steve started singing
the song was by Billy Bong
who wrote songs about a book that was long
He kept singing until his throat was bleeding
He started choking
and fell down off his prosthetic limb
Emily didn't know what to do so she kneeled beside him
and tried CPR
but it worked as well as a stone car
She proceeded to use mouth to mouthing
and found that it was exactly like kissing
she woke up with a fright and looked to her right and found that her dream had come true
