You are screwed when..........................
You're dog calls you babe.
You are Jigsaw's BFF.
You think Michel Myers is the coolest ever. A.K.A: Guy from the Halloween movies,
You're first word was " Cameltoe"
You had a tantrum when Dumbledore died in Harry Potter
You are convinced you will someday be a pokemon trainer
You are paranoid about the hobo nicknamed "Crazy Jo" that follows you everywhere.
Whenever you break up with someone you watch Avatar : the last airbender and gawk at Zuko.
There's a bear on you're kitchen table.
Your friend has a thing for Barney
You will try not to eat your roommate's D-oderent.
You laugh at normal people.
Your friend lives in a locker.
You know Aliens are real.
You named every inanimite object in your room
You think Edward Elric is made for you.
You are angry at people that dare have romances with your fctional boyfriends.
You're BFF doesn't want to have kids but want to give birth to WOLF PUPS!
You make loud purring noises when you watch Naruto.
You write your diary on the internet and complain about crap.
You think Chucky the evil doll is your boyfriend.
You think Hilary Duff is a goth.
You like Bobie Boogalou
You watch the "Young and Restless" and "the Bold and Beautiful".
You want to be America's next Michel Myers.
If you are all of these I suggest you stay in some remote region where nobody sees you.
Oh yeah and I have a secret to tell you, scroll down...........................................
I think Michel Myers is the coolest ever.
You are screwed when...
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