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Fake Profile

Created by portabellobelle

A poem about fake profiles.

Tagged:

fake

,

online

,

internet

,

profile

,

flirting

Created by portabellobelle on Tuesday, July 08, 2008

Fake Profile
Don'tyouwishyourlifewasn'tabore
Andthegirl'spicturesyou'recheckingisn'treallyawhore
Fromthewaysheperksupandshowsherbreasts
Tothewaysheseemstomanagerherflesh.
Don'tyouwishshewasn'tsopretty
Otherwise,downthere,youwouldn'tfeelsofilthy?
Don'tyouwishshe'saddyouonmsn
Uptill4inthemorning,andthechatwon'tend?
Afewpicturesshekeepsandtheonesthatdon'tlooklikethefirst,
Wouldn'tshejuststopthatteasing,givingyoumoretothirst?
Andalltheallegationstowardsme,youmake,
Don'tyouseeherprofile'sfake?
Thisperson'smindofthesickandperverse
Tomesswithyouandmakesthingsworse.
Whenyourealizeshe'sabouttogooncam,
Andthenextthingyouknowinyourpants,
Youwerejackingofftoanother...
MAN!

Fuckyou,Ihaven'tgotproof,butuntilIdo
Tillthisdayyou'restillagoodscrew!

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