Sweet tooth jenny
Now hasn’t any.
Daisy, Daisy where’s uncle Jim?
He’s in the bathtub learning how to swim,
First he dose the breaststroke
Then he does the dive
Over goes the bathtub
With uncle Jim inside
Daisy, daisy, how is uncle Tim?
He’s in the bathtub learning how to swim
First he does the backstroke
Then he does the side
Now he’s down the plughole
Swimming against the tide
Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a curtain
For heaven’s sake, man
Pull yourself together
Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a dog
How long has this been going on?
Since I was a pup
Way down south where bananas grow,
A grasshopper stepped on an elephant’s toe.
The elephant said with tears in his eyes:
“pick on someone your size!” I’m an Australian born and bred, Long in the leg And thick in the head. (not true. I am Australian but I am smart in the head lol)
