Man fat
Top hat
Fell flat
Squashed hat
Man in car
Went to bar
Felling nifty
Doing fifty
Hit a pole
Poor old soul
Doctor’s fee
Cemetery
Polly on the railway road,
Picking up stones,
Along came the engine
And broke poor Polly’s bones
“oh!” said Polly, “that’s not fair”
“poof!” said the engine,
“I don’t care!”
Sausage dog
Busy street
Motor car
Mince meat
A rabbit has a shiny nose,
I’ll tell you why , my friend:
Because his little power puff
Is on the other end.
The night was dark and stormy,
The dunny light was dim,
I heard a crash then a splash
Oh my gosh! He’s fallen in.
She danced across the ballroom floor,
Her dress it was fantastic.
All of a sudden she rushed for the door
You can’t trust Coles elastic.
____________and a monkey
Were sitting on a rail.
The only difference I could see
The monkey had a tail.
___________and her donkey
Were sitting on a fence.
The only difference I could see
The donkey had more sense.
