7 Things Spoof by VenetianPrincess (Youtube)

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Verse
It's time for me to say this
Addressing all you guys.
Except for all the drag queens
Who deserve a nobel prize.
But the straight guys
They don't realize
What we go through everyday,
And it's a lot.
Now it's time for all us females
To remind you just in case
You all forgot.
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THE 7 THINGS GUYS DON'T HAVE TO DO
Shave legs,
give birth,
Aunt Flow,
Wear skirts,
Wax armpits (Hey it hurts!)
Wear pantyhose,
And paint your toes, too.
High heels,
Pluck brows,
Skip meals,
Count pounds,
Some girls have to carry heavy mounds.
We're way past 7 now,
But I'll keep going anyhow.
Uncomfy thongs,
Tight bras,
Tampons,
Blow our money on beauty salons,
Flat iron burns,
And health concerns from hair dye fumes.
And the reason why we do these crazy things that we do:
Is we do it for you.

Verse(or bridge?)
Sometimes we're hard to deal with,
That, we can't deny.
But just think of what we go thriugh,
See that's the reason why:

Chorus
Shave legs,
Give birth,
Aunt Flow,
Wear skirts,
Wax armpits, (Hey it hurts!)
Wear pantyhose,
And paint your toes, too.
Uncomfy thongs,
Tight bras,
Tanpons,
Blow our money on beauty salons.
Flat iron burns,
And health concerns from hair fumes.
And the reason why we do these crazt things that we do:
Is we do it for you.