Parody to Katy Perry’s I kissed a girl
This was never the way I planned
Not my intention
I am so weak
Not so strong
I wish I was though
It’s not what I'm used to
Just went for a walk
He found me and attacked
Caught my attention
I hit a monkey just 2 try it
The feel of his furry tummy
I hit a monkey just 2 try it
Hope my mommy won’t mind it
It felt so wrong
It hurt so much
Don’t mean I’m going go to go mad
I hit a monkey
Just to try it
(Just to try it)
Yeah, I just spotted him one day
I thought he was cute
I thought he was my bestest friend
But not for longer
It’s not what I usually do
Not how I should behave
He was so mean to me
I slapped him hard
I hit a monkey, just to try it
The feel of his furry tummy
I hit a monkey, just to try it
I hope my mommy don’t mind it
It felt so wrong
It hurt so much
Don’t mean I’m going to go mad
I hit a monkey, just to try it
(Just to try it)
Those monkeys are funny though
Soft skin, drooly mouth, so lovable
But can get mad, trust me I know
I know I’m really mean
Ain’t a big deal
I’m innocent
I hit a monkey, just to try it
The feel of his furry tummy
I hit a monkey, just to try it
I hope my mommy don’t mind it
It felt so wrong
It hurt so much
Don’t mean I’m going to go mad
I hit a monkey
Just to try it
(Just to try it)
