And Ever Since
The Dawn of Common Sense
Man Has Been Givena Difficult Choice
Destined to Choose
Between What He Hears on the News
And His Naive Inner Voice
On One Side
The Bible's Your Guide
Giving False Hope and Confusion
And On the Other
Science is Your Mother
Big Bang and Evolution
How Did Man Survive?
Darwin's Code or Incest Fornication?
Theory of Evolution Versus
The Theory of Retardation
In His Own Image
And Against All Odds
God Created Man
This Makes Adam and Eve
Something Like Semi-Gods
With Powers Almost as Grand
Inherited These Powers
Did Their Sons Caine and Abel
They Too Were Also Divine
But Their Grandchildren
Got Sorta Disabled
And Thus Created the Human Kind!
How Did Man Survive?
Darwin's Code or Incest Fornication?
Theory of Evolution Versus
The Theory of Retardation
This Makes Eve a Grandma
As Well as a Mother
Cain He Got His First Son
As Well as a Brother
And the Garden of Eden
With All It's Forbidden Fruits and Pods
Was Just the Hard-on of Breedin'
Little Retarded Gods!
We're All Retarded Gods!
We're All Retarded Gods!
We're All Retarded Gods!
We're All Retarded Gods!
How Did Man Survive?
Darwin's Code or Incest Fornication?
Theory of Evolution Versus
The Theory of Retardation
Theory of Retardation
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