Woo woo
Woo woo
Join us, leave your field to flower
Join us, leave your cheeze to sour
Join us, come and waste an hour or two
Diddle-ee-doo
Journey, journey to a spot ex-
-citing, mystic and exotic
Journey, through our anecdotic revue
We've got magic to do just for you
We've got miracle plays to play
We've got parts to perform, hearts to warm
Kings and things to take by storm
As we go along our way
Intrigue, plots to bring disaster
Humor, handled by a master
Romance, fun presented for you and me
Diddle-ee-dee
Illusion, fantasy to study
Battles, barbarous and bloody
Join us, sit where everybody can see
