eBay (song)

Ebay Song
Yeah...

A used pink bathrobe
A rare mint snowglobe
A Smurf TV tray
I bought on eBay...

My house
Is filled with this crap
Shows up in bubble wrap
Most everyday...
What I bought on eBay!

Tell me why
I need another pet rock
Tell me why
I got that Alf alarm clock
Tell me why
I bid on Shatner's old toupee
They had it on eBay!

I'll buy
Your knick-knacks
Just check...
my feedback
A++...they all say
They love me on eBay!

Gonna buy
A slightly damaged golf bag
Go-o-ona buy...
Some Beanie Babies new with tag
From some guy
I've never met in Norway
Found him on eBay!

I am the type who
Is liable to snipe you
With 2 seconds left to go
Woah!
Got Paypal or Visa
Whatever'll please ya!
As long as I've got
the dough!

I'll buy...
Your tchotchkes
Sell me...
Your watch ple-e-ase
I'll buy (I'll buy, I'll buy I'll buy)
I'm highest bidder now!

Junk keeps arriving in the mail
From that worldwide garage sale
Hey a Dukes of Hazzard ashtray
Oh yeah...
I bought in on eBay

Wanna buy?
A Pacman fever lunchbox
Wa-a-ana buy?
A case of vintage tube socks
Wanna buy?
A kleenex used by Dr. Dre
Ooh yeah...
Found it on eBay...

Wanna buy...
That Farrah Fawcet poster
Pez dispensers and a toaster
Don't know why
The type of stuff you throw away
I'll buy on eBay!

What I bought on eBay-y-y-y-y-y.....y........y...