Kate Monster:
The internet is really really great
Trekkie Monster:
For porn
Kate Monster:
I’ve got a fast connection so i don’t have to wait
Trekkie Monster:
For porn
Kate Monster:
What?
There's always some new site,
Trekkie Monster:
For porn!
Kate Monster:
I browse all day and night
Trekkie Monster:
For porn!
Kate Monster:
It's like i’m surfing at the speed of light
Trekkie Monster:
For porn!
Kate Monster:
Trekkie!
Trekkie Monster:
The internet is for porn
Kate Monster:
Trekkie!
Trekkie Monster:
The internet is for porn,
Kate Monster:
What are you doing!?
Trekkie Monster:
Why you think the net was born?
Porn porn porn
Kate Monster:
Treee—kkie!
Trekkie Monster:
Oh hello kate monster
Kate Monster:
You are ruining my song
Trekkie Monster:
Oh me sorry, me no mean to
Kate Monster:
Well if you wouldnt mind please being quiet for a minute so i can finish?
Trekkie Monster:
Me no talkie.
Kate Monster:
Good!
I’m glad we have this new technology
Trekkie Monster:
For porn
Kate Monster:
Which gives us untold opportunity
Trekkie Monster:
For por—oops, sorry
Kate Monster:
Right from you own desktop
Trekkie Monster:
For ---
Kate Monster:
You can research browse and shop
Until you’ve had enough and your ready to stop
Trekkie Monster:
FOR PORN!!
Kate Monster:
Trekkie!
Trekkie Monster:
The internet is for porn!
Kate Monster:
Noooo
Trekkie Monster:
The internet if for porn!
Kate Monster:
Trekkie
Trekkie Monster:
Me up all night honking me horn to porn, porn, porn!
Kate Monster:
That’s gross you’re a pervert
Trekkie Monster:
Ah, sticks and stones Kate monster
Kate Monster:
NO really, your a pervert
Normal people don’t sit at home and look
At porn on the internet
Trekkie Monster:
Ohhhh?
Kate Monster:
What?!
Trekkie Monster:
You have no idea.
Ready normal people?
Normal people:
Ready--- ready ----ready
Trekkie Monster:
Let me hear it!
Trekkie Monster and guys:
The internet is for porn!
Princeton:
Sorry Kate.
Trekkie Monster and guys:
The internet is for porn!
Princeton:
I masturbate!
Trekkie Monster:
All these guys unzip their flies
For porn, porn, porn!
Kate Monster:
The internet is not for porn!!
Trekkie Monster and guys:
PORN!, PORN, P---
Kate Monster:
HOLD ON A SECOND!
Now i know for a fact that you, Rod, check your portfolio and trade stocks online
Rod:
That’s correct.
Kate Monster:
And Brian, you buy things on Amazon.com
Brian:
Sure!
Kate Monster:
And Gary, you keep selling your possesions on Ebay
Gary Coleman:
Yes I do!
Kate Monster:
And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card
Princeton:
True!
Trekkie Monster:
Oh, but Kate-
What you think he do . . .after? hmm?
Princeton:
...yeah
Kate Monster:
EEEWWWWW!
Trekkie Monster:
The internet is for porn!
Kate Monster:
Gross!
Trekkie Monster:
The internet is for porn!
Kate Monster:
I hate porn
Trekkie Monster:
Grab your dick and double click
Kate Monster:
I hate men!
Trekkie Monster and guys:
For porn, porn, porn!
(harmonizing) porn, porn, porn, porn
Kate Monster:
I’m leaving!
Trekkie Monster and guys:
Porn, porn, porn, porn
porn, porn, porn, porn
Kate Monster:
I hate the internet!
Trekkie Monster and guys:
Porn, porn, porn, porn
Trekkie Monster
The internet is for
Trekkie Monster and some
The internet is for
Trekkie Monster and all:
The internet is for PORN!
Trekkie Monster:
YEAH!
Me:
Gross... EEWWW!
